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Sunday, August 16, 2009

M.I.A.

What do ‘Elites’ do when their dirty laundry has been aired-out for the masses of our Paper Doll Heaven? Some might assume that simply holding one’s head high and riding out the seemingly endless and purposely brutal storm would be the path to take for Stardoll’s most confidently conceited members, but that assumption would be quite wrong.


Take it from two popular tabloid targets, Queen P and D. Both have been missing in action (at least on their main accounts) since news of their virtual scandals has hit the gossip scene.


Who knew that having someone accuse you of being a deceitfully-vindictive, lying bitch had such downfalls?


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Sightings

Spotted: M making his return to the doldrums of our Paper Doll Heaven after a promisingly luxurious getaway to the forever-gorgeous Greece. K readying herself for the blistering cold of a windy winter in layers of fabulously moth-eaten blankets. And who said homeless chic was out? E exiting a SoHo salon with a funnily familiar, yet absolutely awful, sky scraping bun.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

It seems that an age-old enmity on Stardoll has survived all of this time under such false pretenses.


Two of Stardoll’s favorite ‘bitches’- for lack of a better descriptive word – S and Queen P, may have had a tad more in common then they would have cared to admit. While it has been long thought and rumored that our dear S has been suffering from a slight case of Multi-Stardoll-Personality Disorder, could it be that the once reigning Queen of Gossip, Perez herself, shared the same illness?


Yes, you read right. My sources tell me, that the late and (once) great Queen P quite enjoyed spending her time alternating behind not one, not two, but a similar three different accounts while she reigned supreme. And who might these characters be? None other then the self-righteous uber-bitch LaPrimaDonna and the once Elite ChanelNo.5.


Curiously, within a week of my last visit to the latter's page, the account has vanished. Then again, someone as clever as Queen P would know how to thoroughly cover her tracks.


That would be the pot calling the kettle black.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Sightings

Spotted: The Elites of yesteryear making quite the splash on our Virtual Playground over the weekend. G shedding her long, luscious locks in exchange for a pretty pixie cut reminiscent of Mia Farrow circa Rosemary’s Baby. The once reigning Queen, S returning to reclaim her throne? We certainly hope so; things have been mighty dreary without S’s brand of dry theatrics.


xoxo

Gossip Girl

Monday, August 3, 2009

Questions For Me?

For those of you who have been positively itching to moreover give me a tiny taste of my own merciless medicine or ask me a quick question pertaining to the persona that is Gossip Girl, your opportunity has arrived. Leave your comments, questions, and concerns for me in this forum of sorts.


You Know You Love Me.


xoxo

Gossip Girl

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Sightings


Spotted: The predator becoming the prey as E trades leopard print for zebra in a horribly frumpy H&M jumpsuit. Another day, another poorly-put-together outfit, making it all the more evident that E is sadly past her prime. K channeling her inner Tribal-girl in a gorgeously colorful and adventurous ensemble. F taking the art of layering five belts too far.

xoxo
Gossip Girl


Watch Yourself

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Since I am well aware of the fact that you check this blog religiously T, no doubt voting for yourself in the ongoing poll, I find it quite appropriate that I get this off my chest here. I am truthfully fed up with both your endless arrogance and false sense of self-importance. Besides being a master manipulator Tyler, I can officially add 'horrible coward' to your growing list of virtues.


Only someone as spineless as you would attempt to threaten me - quite emptily I might add - and then cut off all communication from me. Scared, T? I would be. I know the truth about you and your significant other. Continue to behave erratically, and I will see to it that both of your Stardoll reputations are destroyed.

Don't play games with me T, it's a losing battle.

xoxo
Gossip Girl

Friday, July 31, 2009

New Trend Alert?

Has ‘B’ started a new trend? Ever since rumors of her possible involvement with that closet-case T have circulated, the latest and greatest accessory to the female Fashionista has simply been a gay. The newest victim to this positively brilliant craze is C-Lister Maria (Mimi_Mami), who was spotted sipping lattes at the trendy Miam-Miam CafĂ© with none other then the too-fierce-to-be-straight M.


Remember ladies: Behind every Male Elite is a gorgeous hag.


xoxo

Gossip Girl

Everyone Loves A Meltdown


After months of blatantly using and exploiting those closest to him, Karma has finally caught up with T – and we hear she’s a bitch. Whether it was the overwhelmingly large amount of repulsion steered in his direction over the past few weeks or the failure that was the re-launching of his blog, we can not be entirely sure just what brought about the much-deserved meltdown. At the present time, T has removed everyone off of his ‘friend’ list (including B), shut down his guestbook, and is refusing to talk to anyone.


And who said B was the one in need of an intervention?


xoxo

Gossip Girl

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Gossip Girl Profile: PerezStarGossip

Name: Perez

Title: Queen of Stardoll Gossip

Claim to Fame: Gossip Pioneer, Owner of Perez Hilton of Stardoll, The Sweet Escape Club, and The Gossip Boutique, Feuds with Fakeshake3 and Style_Magazine.


Similar to the likes her real-life counterpart, Perez has had more of an enormous impact on Stardoll then many might realize. Before Queen P (quite a fitting title) took her throne, the world of Stardoll gossip ceased to exist as we know it now. Feuds were scarce, scandals were almost nonexistent, and a group of young, gorgeously vain, and fabulously dressed dolls known as the “Elites” were on the rise. In the mist of their rise to fame, not a single conceited Elite could have anticipated that one of their own would turn against them to become the ultimate, all-seeing insider.


Therein lies the creation, or birth if you will, of the mysterious doppelganger that is PerezStarGossip. Following her astonishing rise to the summit of Stardoll fame, she became one of the most equally loved and despised characters our Paperdoll Heaven has ever seen.


While Queen P’s retirement is seemingly inevitable, her legacy will surely live on in all of those who hold Stardoll dear to their very hearts.


You Know We Love You.


xoxo

Gossip Girl

Monday, July 27, 2009

Sightings

Spotted: T & B continuing to make it agonizingly evident that their Stardoll romance is in fact alive and well. And we thought B was just his hag? Little C channeling her inner angel in a breathtakingly bizarre all-white costume. D one-upping the one-eyed, one-horned, flying-purple-people eater with his new violet locks.


xoxo

Gossip Girl

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Quote of the Day


"I never was seeking fame. I was simply expressing my creativity."

- T via Stardoll message.

I have always prided myself on being somewhat bright, so why is it that T has so blatantly tried to insult my intelligence by informing me that his past and current actions were nothing more then mere ‘expressions of creativity’?


Unless I am terribly mistaken, after all my time here, I have yet to come across a member of this Paperdoll Heaven who does not seek, crave, or pursue both attention and fame.


Enlighten me if I am incorrect, T.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Friday, July 24, 2009

Word to the Wise

Months ago, when all of the gossip junkies of Stardoll were screaming out for a fix, no one presumed that their somewhat-obnoxious prayers would be answered by a series of undoubtedly fake and ridiculous faux gossip pieces.


In the days of Stardoll past, gossip was gossip. It was not staging arguments between two true friends in a guestbook for all to see, pretending to be hacked and a scammer to put your name in tomorrow’s headlines, or even going as far as to fake homosexuality for the tiniest bit of craved attention.


And yet, that is what it has come down to. This needs to end now.


You Know Who You Are.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Sightings


Desperate V walking proudly out of her leather-and-chain filled faux closet to little shock or bewilderment. Was her obvious plea for attention meant to be surprising? B still rocking her new brunette locks; although blonde suits her level of intelligence far better. T turning a set of (appropriately colored purple) candles into the latest fashion “don’t”.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Gossip Girl Profile: UndaMyUmbrellla

Name: Kasia Font

Title: Stardoll’s Reigning ‘It’ Girl

Claim to Fame: Writer’s Stint on Perez Hilton of Stardoll, Friendship with Style_Magazine, Fierce Fashionista Status


Picked from utter obscurity to write for Perez Hilton of Stardoll, Ms. Kasia Font (known on this blog simply as ‘K’) became an overnight and unexplainable phenomenon in the world of the Stardoll Elite. Strangely, though, it was no scandalous scoop or juicy frenemies feud that aided her in her quick climb to the top of the Stardoll Social Ladder. Unorthodox would be quite an understatement as an explanation.


The rest is Stardoll history. Every gorgeous rare, exclusive invite, and fabulous magazine spread has been thrown her way since – along with a sea of admiration, detestation, and celebration.


So how is it that K became the current ‘It’ girl of our Paperdoll Heaven? I am very curious to hear your individual responses on the matter, care to amuse me?


One downfall of being K: the unbearably lengthy fall from the top that has yet to come.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sightings


E trying and failing to redeem herself for the hideous ensemble she wore two days ago. Has she lost her style along with her popularity? M doing his best vampire impersonation. Big J showing off her post fat-camp bod in a non-too-flattering mini.

xoxo
Gossip Girl

The Tyler Wears Prada?


The cold and closeted T has been making the rounds lately in the world of Stardoll Gossip. The endless string of rumors involving his questionable love life now seem to be just beginning of his troubles.


T has just had quite the ‘bump in the road’ concerning the re-launch of his sleep inducing, more of a bore then before blog Tyler’s Top Trends”. It turns out that after only three days of being on its feet, the blog has already suffered a casualty thanks to T’s overbearing and over controlling personality (who knew he had one?). Lindsey, username Glamour1, has quit already.


Is T destined to become just another self-obsessed, has-been Elite? If so, we’re sure that T will always have B to comfort him.


xoxo

Gossip Girl


Second Time Around the Track?


Does B have a past of making plays at male elites? It certainly seems so. For those of you who have not had the actual pleasure of being around during the old party days of Stardoll, you might be surprised to hear that T is not the first rumored cyber romance B has been involved in. Way back when, B was rumored to be attached to a certain fedora-wearing boy named Sam. Sam was known for being quite the player back in the day, having even been linked to C-Lister extraordinaire Ashely, or BeverlyHillsHei.


Upon visiting the page of her rumored fling, I discovered a curious sight. It seems B likes to check in with Sam, even though he’s been missing for ages. Coincidence or Cyber Love Triangle?

One thing is for certain; the past rarely stays in the past.

xoxo
Gossip Girl

Monday, July 20, 2009

Sightings


T and B continuing their hush, hush flirtations in T’s guestbook. E donning a moth-eaten, leopard print vintage coat; her great-grandmother’s we presume? Queen P announcing her (possible) retirement to hundreds of hormonal preteens via blog comment.

xoxo
Gossip Girl



Sunday, July 12, 2009

You Know You Love Me

After I'm through with it, your beloved Stardoll won't ever be the same.

Coming Soon.

xoxo
Gossip Girl