Sightings

Spotted: M making his return to the doldrums of our Paper Doll Heaven after a promisingly luxurious getaway to the forever-gorgeous Greece. K readying herself for the blistering cold of a windy winter in layers of fabulously moth-eaten blankets. And who said homeless chic was out? E exiting a SoHo salon with a funnily familiar, yet absolutely awful, sky scraping bun.

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Spotted: The Elites of yesteryear making quite the splash on our Virtual Playground over the weekend. G shedding her long, luscious locks in exchange for a pretty pixie cut reminiscent of Mia Farrow circa Rosemary’s Baby. The once reigning Queen, S returning to reclaim her throne? We certainly hope so; things have been mighty dreary without S’s brand of dry theatrics.

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Spotted: The predator becoming the prey as E trades leopard print for zebra in a horribly frumpy H&M jumpsuit. Another day, another poorly-put-together outfit, making it all the more evident that E is sadly past her prime. K channeling her inner Tribal-girl in a gorgeously colorful and adventurous ensemble. F taking the art of layering five belts too far.

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Spotted: T & B continuing to make it agonizingly evident that their Stardoll romance is in fact alive and well. And we thought B was just his hag? Little C channeling her inner angel in a breathtakingly bizarre all-white costume. D one-upping the one-eyed, one-horned, flying-purple-people eater with his new violet locks.

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Desperate V walking proudly out of her leather-and-chain filled faux closet to little shock or bewilderment. Was her obvious plea for attention meant to be surprising? B still rocking her new brunette locks; although blonde suits her level of intelligence far better. T turning a set of (appropriately colored purple) candles into the latest fashion “don’t”.

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E trying and failing to redeem herself for the hideous ensemble she wore two days ago. Has she lost her style along with her popularity? M doing his best vampire impersonation. Big J showing off her post fat-camp bod in a non-too-flattering mini.

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T and B continuing their hush, hush flirtations in T’s guestbook. E donning a moth-eaten, leopard print vintage coat; her great-grandmother’s we presume? Queen P announcing her (possible) retirement to hundreds of hormonal preteens via blog comment.

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