M.I.A.

What do ‘Elites’ do when their dirty laundry has been aired-out for the masses of our Paper Doll Heaven? Some might assume that simply holding one’s head high and riding out the seemingly endless and purposely brutal storm would be the path to take for Stardoll’s most confidently conceited members, but that assumption would be quite wrong.

Take it from two popular tabloid targets, Queen P and D. Both have been missing in action (at least on their main accounts) since news of their virtual scandals has hit the gossip scene.

Who knew that having someone accuse you of being a deceitfully-vindictive, lying bitch had such downfalls?

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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

It seems that an age-old enmity on Stardoll has survived all of this time under such false pretenses.

Two of Stardoll’s favorite ‘bitches’- for lack of a better descriptive word – S and Queen P, may have had a tad more in common then they would have cared to admit. While it has been long thought and rumored that our dear S has been suffering from a slight case of Multi-Stardoll-Personality Disorder, could it be that the once reigning Queen of Gossip, Perez herself, shared the same illness?

Yes, you read right. My sources tell me, that the late and (once) great Queen P quite enjoyed spending her time alternating behind not one, not two, but a similar three different accounts while she reigned supreme. And who might these characters be? None other then the self-righteous uber-bitch LaPrimaDonna and the once Elite ChanelNo.5.

Curiously, within a week of my last visit to the latter's page, the account has vanished. Then again, someone as clever as Queen P would know how to thoroughly cover her tracks.

That would be the pot calling the kettle black.

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Gossip Girl Profile: PerezStarGossip

Name: Perez

Title: Queen of Stardoll Gossip

Claim to Fame: Gossip Pioneer, Owner of Perez Hilton of Stardoll, The Sweet Escape Club, and The Gossip Boutique, Feuds with Fakeshake3 and Style_Magazine.

Similar to the likes her real-life counterpart, Perez has had more of an enormous impact on Stardoll then many might realize. Before Queen P (quite a fitting title) took her throne, the world of Stardoll gossip ceased to exist as we know it now. Feuds were scarce, scandals were almost nonexistent, and a group of young, gorgeously vain, and fabulously dressed dolls known as the “Elites” were on the rise. In the mist of their rise to fame, not a single conceited Elite could have anticipated that one of their own would turn against them to become the ultimate, all-seeing insider.

Therein lies the creation, or birth if you will, of the mysterious doppelganger that is PerezStarGossip. Following her astonishing rise to the summit of Stardoll fame, she became one of the most equally loved and despised characters our Paperdoll Heaven has ever seen.

While Queen P’s retirement is seemingly inevitable, her legacy will surely live on in all of those who hold Stardoll dear to their very hearts.

You Know We Love You.

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Sightings

T and B continuing their hush, hush flirtations in T’s guestbook. E donning a moth-eaten, leopard print vintage coat; her great-grandmother’s we presume? Queen P announcing her (possible) retirement to hundreds of hormonal preteens via blog comment.

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