Sightings

Spotted: M making his return to the doldrums of our Paper Doll Heaven after a promisingly luxurious getaway to the forever-gorgeous Greece. K readying herself for the blistering cold of a windy winter in layers of fabulously moth-eaten blankets. And who said homeless chic was out? E exiting a SoHo salon with a funnily familiar, yet absolutely awful, sky scraping bun.

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Sightings

Spotted: The predator becoming the prey as E trades leopard print for zebra in a horribly frumpy H&M jumpsuit. Another day, another poorly-put-together outfit, making it all the more evident that E is sadly past her prime. K channeling her inner Tribal-girl in a gorgeously colorful and adventurous ensemble. F taking the art of layering five belts too far.

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Sightings

E trying and failing to redeem herself for the hideous ensemble she wore two days ago. Has she lost her style along with her popularity? M doing his best vampire impersonation. Big J showing off her post fat-camp bod in a non-too-flattering mini.

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Sightings

T and B continuing their hush, hush flirtations in T’s guestbook. E donning a moth-eaten, leopard print vintage coat; her great-grandmother’s we presume? Queen P announcing her (possible) retirement to hundreds of hormonal preteens via blog comment.

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