M.I.A.

What do ‘Elites’ do when their dirty laundry has been aired-out for the masses of our Paper Doll Heaven? Some might assume that simply holding one’s head high and riding out the seemingly endless and purposely brutal storm would be the path to take for Stardoll’s most confidently conceited members, but that assumption would be quite wrong.

Take it from two popular tabloid targets, Queen P and D. Both have been missing in action (at least on their main accounts) since news of their virtual scandals has hit the gossip scene.

Who knew that having someone accuse you of being a deceitfully-vindictive, lying bitch had such downfalls?

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Sightings

Spotted: M making his return to the doldrums of our Paper Doll Heaven after a promisingly luxurious getaway to the forever-gorgeous Greece. K readying herself for the blistering cold of a windy winter in layers of fabulously moth-eaten blankets. And who said homeless chic was out? E exiting a SoHo salon with a funnily familiar, yet absolutely awful, sky scraping bun.

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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

It seems that an age-old enmity on Stardoll has survived all of this time under such false pretenses.

Two of Stardoll’s favorite ‘bitches’- for lack of a better descriptive word – S and Queen P, may have had a tad more in common then they would have cared to admit. While it has been long thought and rumored that our dear S has been suffering from a slight case of Multi-Stardoll-Personality Disorder, could it be that the once reigning Queen of Gossip, Perez herself, shared the same illness?

Yes, you read right. My sources tell me, that the late and (once) great Queen P quite enjoyed spending her time alternating behind not one, not two, but a similar three different accounts while she reigned supreme. And who might these characters be? None other then the self-righteous uber-bitch LaPrimaDonna and the once Elite ChanelNo.5.

Curiously, within a week of my last visit to the latter's page, the account has vanished. Then again, someone as clever as Queen P would know how to thoroughly cover her tracks.

That would be the pot calling the kettle black.

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Sightings

Spotted: The Elites of yesteryear making quite the splash on our Virtual Playground over the weekend. G shedding her long, luscious locks in exchange for a pretty pixie cut reminiscent of Mia Farrow circa Rosemary’s Baby. The once reigning Queen, S returning to reclaim her throne? We certainly hope so; things have been mighty dreary without S’s brand of dry theatrics.

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Questions For Me?

For those of you who have been positively itching to moreover give me a tiny taste of my own merciless medicine or ask me a quick question pertaining to the persona that is Gossip Girl, your opportunity has arrived. Leave your comments, questions, and concerns for me in this forum of sorts.

You Know You Love Me.

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Sightings

Spotted: The predator becoming the prey as E trades leopard print for zebra in a horribly frumpy H&M jumpsuit. Another day, another poorly-put-together outfit, making it all the more evident that E is sadly past her prime. K channeling her inner Tribal-girl in a gorgeously colorful and adventurous ensemble. F taking the art of layering five belts too far.

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Watch Yourself

Since I am well aware of the fact that you check this blog religiously T, no doubt voting for yourself in the ongoing poll, I find it quite appropriate that I get this off my chest here. I am truthfully fed up with both your endless arrogance and false sense of self-importance. Besides being a master manipulator Tyler, I can officially add 'horrible coward' to your growing list of virtues.

Only someone as spineless as you would attempt to threaten me - quite emptily I might add - and then cut off all communication from me. Scared, T? I would be. I know the truth about you and your significant other. Continue to behave erratically, and I will see to it that both of your Stardoll reputations are destroyed.

Don't play games with me T, it's a losing battle.

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